Receipt

“I envy him... I'm bloody jealous of him.”

Danny Sapko, at 0:18 of “This is HUGE news.” on Danny Sapko’s channel.

Around it

1. 0:12 Choo-choo, you bastards!
2. 0:14 This year, it is a momentous day in dipstick history.
3. 0:18 This is Charles Bertou, and I hate him. No, not hate. I despise him. No, not despise. I envy him.
4. 0:29 Alright, I'm bloody jealous of him. The most wonderful fucking musician. Never misses a note.
5. 0:35 Great composer. Arranger. Plays bass. Classical piano. Sings like a ginger angel.

In the paper

• Who's Beefin', week ending 9 October 2026
• The Creator Desk, week ending 9 October 2026