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“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dipstick.”

Danny Sapko, at 2:49 of “This is not racist, you tw*ts” on Danny Sapko’s channel.

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1. 2:38 And here's my shite Chuck Berkley.
2. 2:44 Now, what I was doing was celebrating Chinese traditional attire with my healthy brand of
3. 2:49 good-natured, honest Yorkshire humour. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dipstick.
4. 2:57 And then there's the gong. This is the small version of a chu gong.
5. 3:02 Choo-choo, you bastards! No. But as you can hear,

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• The Creator Desk, week ending 23 October 2026